Many netizens keep asking me why I always mock Palki Sharma all the time. I feel completely helpless about this. I have repeated countless times that Palki is my goddess and I mean it from the bottom of my heart. The reason I criticize her is to cure her terminal cancer of lying and bragging so she can return to a normal life. I am even willing to pay for her flight ticket to China and help her make an appointment with the top psychiatric expert in Shandong Province, the master of electroconvulsive therapy, Director Yang Yongxin. I can say responsibly that Director Yang has retired, and except for me, no single YouTube creator can reach him anymore. Palki’s symptoms of pathological lying and boasting have reached the final stage. If she doesn’t get treatment soon, it will really be too late. In this video we will examine her actual symptoms through real cases. Palki fans are welcome to leave active comments and together we will save our goddess.
Palki released a video titled “Operation Sindoor Boosts India’s Prowess.” In the video my goddess excitedly declared that under the leadership of the great High Priest Modi, the armies of the Bharat Empire achieved tremendous success in the Sindoor Operation and completely crushed Pakistan’s confidence. India has thus become a military superpower respected by the entire world. She posted a ranking list in which the Bharat Empire is placed third in the world, ahead of fourth-placed Japan and fifth-placed Russia, behind only the US and China. The Indian netizens in the comment section cheered in unison: Modi forever, BJP forever, Jai Hind! Everyone expressed their immense pride and honor in being Indian citizens and optimistically stated that under Modi’s leadership India is advancing rapidly, has already become a global superpower, and surpassing China is only a matter of time. At the same exact moment, they are sitting in smog-covered slums in New Delhi, hesitating whether to buy a new pair of shoes for their child desperately needs, holding a fifth-hand Xiaomi phone they have used for five years that is finally dying, yet their wallet is empty and they even have to steal electricity to charge it.
But none of that matters. What matters is that India will become a developed country by 2047. They only need to hold on for twenty more years and they will become citizens of a developed nation and live prosperous lives. High Priest Modi will cast a spell under the divine light of Goddess Lakshmi and grant them enough wealth so they will never again suffer the stench of slums, 45-degree heat, or annoying mosquitoes. Only in 2047 Modi will already be 96 years old. I am genuinely worried whether he can live that long. Even if he does, will he still remember his campaign promises? Whether the Modi fans living in those slums can survive until then is also a big question mark.
Indian people actually do not care much that their own lives have less dignity than animals. As long as Pakistanis live worse than them, they feel satisfied. Yes, the people of this country do not mind living in hell themselves as long as someone else’s life becomes even worse, and that brings them satisfaction. Look, in that ranking list Palki kindly pointed out that Pakistan is ranked 16th and Bangladesh 20th. To my friends in Pakistan and Bangladesh, these rankings are completely meaningless because they cannot improve real life in the slightest. Even if Pakistan were ranked 160th, every mainstream global media outlet and every serious military publication knows perfectly well that Pakistan defeated India 8 to 0 in air combat, a fact personally confirmed by US President Trump himself.
Of course Palki also mentioned the China-India border issue, claiming that China is negotiating with India because of India’s overwhelming strength. In the photos she posted, soldiers from both countries are seen talking at the border. However, neither she nor any other Indian media will ever show pictures or videos of Indian soldiers surrendering and being educated by PLA troops. Their strategy is to shoot Bollywood movies, declare major victory in the border conflict, and call it a day. The only difference is that victories against China are not big enough to warrant nationwide celebration, while the great victory against Pakistan deserved ten full days of celebration across the country. If losing eight fighter jets is worth celebrating for ten days, then becoming the world’s third-strongest military power should be celebrated for at least one whole year, right? Let me ask you, Palki: when you keep complaining that global media are biased toward Pakistan and China, have you ever considered the possibility that they are simply reporting the truth and you are the one who is wrong? When a person believes that 99% of society consists of lunatics, isn’t there a 99% chance that he himself is the lunatic? Your illness is very serious. Contact me quickly and come to China for treatment, my goddess.
Let me mention one more interesting detail. In that same list Russia is ranked fifth, behind both the Bharat Empire and Japan. Yet Russia occupies Japan’s Northern Territories and the Japanese do not even dare to approach them. Next month Putin will visit India. Let’s wait and see whether Russia comes begging the Bharat Empire for aid and cooperation, or whether India simply clings to Russia’s thigh, announces the import of Russian weapons, shares Russian military technology, and then hordes of Indian netizens go crazy online claiming that Russia’s fifth-generation fighter is the best in the world and the Indian armed forces will soon equip it. This is truly a fascinating phenomenon: the world’s third-strongest country begging like a beggar from the country ranked fifth. Whether it is military technology or nuclear energy, without Russia the Indians cannot accomplish anything at all.
Finally, I want to say I am extremely anxious about Palki’s condition. Brothers in the comment section, please give your valuable suggestions on how we can save our goddess together.
Jai Hind!