Talking about my goddess, I haven’t made videos about her for a few days and some viewers are already unhappy. “You keep talking about boring stuff like the Tejas crash, we can’t see Palki and we feel bad.” Alright brothers, I have to tell you I follow my goddess every single moment. Actually she is quite interested in the Tejas herself. In the past she bragged on her show that the Tejas is incredibly powerful, supposedly the best in Asia, capable of suppressing the J20 and J35. With the halo of the great priest Modi, wiping out Pakistan would be a piece of cake. After the crash happened, my goddess did not reflect on air why the industrial trash of the Bharat Empire keeps producing jokes everywhere. Instead she blamed Pakistanis for laughing at the Tejas crash.
First I have to severely criticize my Pakistani brothers. What did I tell you in the comment section yesterday? This was an accident, you should not mock the Bharat Empire. If you really must mock, at least wait until the next day. You hurt the fragile heart of Palki and I am very angry! Fine, since one day has already passed, now I too must launch merciless mockery at the Bharat Empire and the great priest Modi. Jai Hind!
I really want to ask Palki this. If a Pakistani JF17 had crashed at the Dubai Airshow, what would you Indians do? Hold a moment of silence for the Pakistani pilot or frantically mock them? The malice toward Pakistanis in your program simply overflows the screen. I can casually pull out tons of fake news you made to smear Pakistan from my database. If I remember correctly, you once released two completely contradictory reports at the same time. The first claimed Pakistan is isolated by the international community and has no friends. The second accused China and Turkey of supporting Pakistan. May I ask my goddess Palki how exactly Pakistan manages to be isolated while having so many countries supporting it? My primary school Chinese was taught by the PE teacher, I cannot understand your profound logic. Can you explain it to me?
You list Pakistan as your number one imaginary enemy and blame Pakistan every time something bad happens. You carried out an airstrike on Pakistan without any evidence and ended up being crushed and humiliated by the Pakistani Air Force. May I ask Palki what moral obligation Pakistanis have to sympathize with a bandit that keeps violating their borders?
Second, I must remind Palki that the moment the Tejas started leaking oil, Pakistani netizens immediately warned you on social media. I also made a video yesterday reminding India that your Tejas is one of the most laughable pieces of industrial trash in human history. A pilot surviving it is purely luck, any flight could be his last. All these materials including my videos can be verified. Did you Indians listen? You let pilots fly this assembled junk put together from core components of many countries, pretend it is indigenous Indian and go to Dubai to make fools of yourselves. What exactly did you want to achieve? Which country would respect India because of your Frankenstein monster? Who murdered the Indian pilots? Was it not Modi and the BJP clowns? Was it not the widow maker Hindustan Aeronautics Limited? Was it not you Godi Media who only know how to brag all day?
With this kind of industrial trash you still dream of confronting China and Pakistan. It is time you went to the hospital to get your brains checked. Forget actual combat, even flying the Tejas to the front line and back would probably cause half the fleet to crash. Since its establishment the Indian Air Force has lost several thousand aircraft in crashes and Hindustan Aeronautics is notorious worldwide. Ecuadorians still cannot forget the extremely high crash rate of the Dhruv helicopter. They bought 7 and 4 crashed, the remaining 3 were mothballed. This is your Made in India.
Modi has been in power for 11 years and has bragged about Make in India for so many years, claiming India will replace China as the factory of the world. Your Indian engineers and supply chain have already ruined Boeing. Which country in the world would still dare to buy Indian products? Look at the weapons you developed: Arjun tank, Vikrant aircraft carrier, Arihant nuclear submarine, INSAS rifle, Agni missile. Which one is not a global laughing stock? Haven’t you embarrassed yourselves enough?
Your animated Mars landing, animated moon landing, animated satellite docking, the production quality is worse than that of Chinese junior high students. Don’t you feel ashamed? Isn’t faking things shameful? Does the word shame really not exist in your dictionary?
Third, regarding what you said that one Tejas crash does not define India. Of course it does not, because not only the Tejas is industrial trash, almost every single indigenously developed Indian weapon I mentioned above is also industrial trash. Go ask the Armenians who bought large quantities of your weapons what kind of nightmare they lived through. Facing Azerbaijan equipped with Pakistani weapons, they lost their homes, fled everywhere and had almost no power to fight back. After losing territory they were even forced by Trump to shake hands with the Azerbaijani leader. Don’t Indians feel guilty at all? Oh sorry, I forgot again, that word is not in your dictionary either. Yes, many words are missing from the Indian dictionary, such as integrity, cleanliness, hard work and so on. I don’t need to list them all because the netizens in the comment section will fill them in.
You said the Tejas only crashed twice in 24 years. Let me ask you how many have you actually produced in total? My son bought 10 toy planes and in the past 8 years only one broke and I fixed it. Your Tejas is not even as good as my son’s toy planes. At least my son keeps them flying in the sky every day. Your Tejas only flies during parades and never participates in any combat missions, of course it won’t crash. If a fighter only exists in PowerPoint and parades, how would it ever get the chance to crash? What did I predict last year? Indians bragged about zero crashes because the Tejas dares not fly. As long as it flies it will crash. I was proven right, wasn’t I? Two crashes in less than a year. Don’t worry, this is not the last time. You should completely retire this industrial trash and stop sending more pilots to their deaths. If you refuse to listen to the correct advice of netizens, just wait for more tragedies and more mockery from netizens.
Finally one sentence to my goddess: forget that man who wears a skirt, he only knows how to brag, his ship is sinking. Jump ship, Palki!