Modi and my goddess Palki Sharma vanished from Godi media for a long time, but yesterday, Palki made her comeback. She received a fervent welcome from BJP fans, with many expressing their love and nostalgia for her broadcasting style, myself included. I adore Palki’s deadpan lying, her haughty demeanor as if the audience owes her 200 million dollars, and hearing her voice feels like a divine gift. Yes, friends, I love this vibe. For Palki’s return, I give enthusiastic applause.
From Palki’s news, some of my guesses might be correct. I reckon Modi will continue to lie low, observing the intense China and United States confrontation, then choosing based on the situation. For India, this choice is crucial: keep being America’s guard dog or fiercely confront the United States to preserve Modi’s dignity, a tough dilemma. Palki released a thought-provoking news piece titled Trade War: US Seeks India’s Support Against China. The video described China’s ban on US soybean purchases and rare earth sanctions hitting the United States, which now needs India’s support. She cited footage of Trump and Bessent to prove India’s importance, yet in Bessent’s own words, I saw the United States seeking global support, not India’s. I don’t know if Palki’s brain broke again, but just days ago, Bessent said in an interview that India is not important, not a major player. Trump has repeatedly confirmed that India lost five to seven fighter jets to Pakistan. I don’t quite understand where Palki gets her news information or if she can show direct evidence of the United States seeking India’s support.
So, I’ve always advised the Chinese government not to give India any chances. This country is the Italy of World War II: allying with it yields no useful help and only drags you down. If China exports rare earths to India, India would almost certainly resell them to the United States for profit, rendering China’s rare earth controls meaningless. Since India has always been America’s democratic ally, and now Trump and Bessent want India to help the United States against China, China should wish them well, actively distance itself from India, and ban even one gram of rare earths to India.
Palki said on her show that China is fighting the whole world. Perhaps during her absence, Modi instructed her to pivot back to the United States. But the shift can’t be too abrupt; they must first downplay Trump and Bessent’s insults to India to preserve some dignity for Modi and the BJP. Since China might refuse to supply India with rare earths, the pivot must be subtle.
Many netizens suspect India’s fallout with the United States was a ploy to get rare earths from China to secure America’s supply. But the Chinese didn’t fall for it, imposing indiscriminate global rare earth controls and requiring any company using Chinese rare earth technology to report to China or face sanctions. This left India useless as a middleman, so its American master might need it to bare its teeth at China again. Yet Modi’s fans are mentally scattered, unsure whether to keep opposing the United States, oppose China, or do both.
As a two-faced, opportunistic nation, India’s flip-flopping political stance is no surprise. The Chinese aren’t even slightly shocked. The Chinese government has never taken India seriously, as I’ve said many times: treat it like monkeys in a zoo, with a stick in the left hand and peanuts in the right. Tourists can enjoy taming and teasing, but never trust the monkeys.
For my goddess Palki, I’m certain this is her true return, not an AI stand-in on screen, because AI can’t perfectly mimic Palki’s lying talent. Anyway, I’m in a great mood today. I no longer blame myself for criticizing Palki too much or regret missing her news broadcasts. I can now easily pick content again; every day, I just open Palki’s video list, choose any topic, and make a video. Palki, thank you, I truly can’t live without you. Especially your lying expression—if possible, I’d hit the screenshot button ten thousand times.
Now, let’s await Modi’s comeback and see what shocking, thrilling performance the high priest of the Bharat empire brings to add sparkle to the year-end clown championship!