A netizen commented on India’s AI large model plan, saying that as the year ends, it seems not to have been released as predicted by India’s IT Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw, nor does it rival ChatGPT and DeepSeek. This is a Chinese netizen. I think my fellow countrymen are not watching enough of my videos. He has such doubts because when a country’s IT minister publicly announces a plan to the media, it is generally something they are quite confident about achieving. But he made a common-sense mistake. When you hear an Indian promising you something, you should subconsciously activate your anti-scam mechanism immediately. As Jayant Bhandari said, this country has reached a state of collapse, with no trust throughout society. Lying by officials is routine, and boasting is a virtue. No one feels ashamed when plans fail to materialize. After having 8 fighter jets shot down, they chose to celebrate nationwide for ten days. Similarly, when the minister announced at the end of January that a native large model rivaling ChatGPT and DeepSeek would be launched within 8 to 10 months, and it completely fails by year-end, he and his colleagues will choose to celebrate collectively for a month, so that no one remembers the failed plan during New Year’s.
This IT minister of the Bharat Empire knows nothing about IT and lacks common sense. He is an expert at flattery. Once during an interview, he fiercely denied the host’s mention of a China-US T2 architecture, and on the spot proposed that India, the US, and China have already formed a T3 architecture. He announced that India will become a major player in the chip industry, even designing 2nm chips. He was beaming with excitement, praising the great leadership of the high priest Modi for giving the Bharat Empire the foundational qualities of a tech powerhouse. Now it is time for Indians to show their skills and influence the world through technology. The host was stunned on the spot and awkwardly reminded him that India seems to still have a long way to go. But the minister paid no attention at all. He continued to boast wildly into the camera, with saliva practically flying out of the screen. What surprised me even more is that he actually shared this video on YouTube, and Indians left comments under it, frantically celebrating India becoming a global tech superpower. To be honest, I really do not know how there can be such shameless officials on Earth. I also suggest that the Indians celebrating in the comments gather together and celebrate collectively for a year.
If the minister boasting to foreign media is for national honor, that might still be understandable. But he does not think he is boasting. He held a 180nm process chip and announced with Modi that India will become the world’s chip manufacturing center. He really believes it. In a country without even clean water sources, planning a global chip manufacturing center means his brain has been mixed with cow dung, and he has lost normal human thinking. He has no basic understanding of the global semiconductor industry and does not know how complex the chip industry is. A tech powerhouse like China, after being sanctioned by the US, spent huge investments, mobilized the whole nation, and after years of breakthroughs, has only just produced a prototype EUV lithography machine. The entire production line involves EDA software, lithography machines, photoresists, etching machines, packaging, testing, and many other links. China began laying out the semiconductor industry 20 years ago and has only achieved modest success so far. The strongest chip manufacturer today, TSMC, is the product of concentrating the West’s cutting-edge technology over half a century, and Taiwan started laying out chip manufacturing from the 1980s. Yet this Indian minister plans to become the world’s chip manufacturing center in a few years and design 2nm chips, and create an AI large model rivaling ChatGPT and DeepSeek in 8 to 10 months. I strongly recommend a cognitive test for him, as he very likely suffers from cognitive impairment.
So, does the Bharat Empire have no hope of developing chip and AI industries? Of course not. I have two suggestions for the empire’s high priest Modi to consider. Indian netizens, please note that you always say I do not offer constructive opinions for India. Now I have provided them, so think seriously and choose the path suitable for yourselves.
The first path is for Modi to give a national speech, repent to the people of the nation, admit that he and the BJP have delayed India’s development, that their party is ignorant and incites domestic ethnic divisions, harming the patriotic enthusiasm of non-Hindus. The BJP in the past 11 years has done nothing meaningful except corruption and boasting. Modi should resign immediately and hold new elections. After the new government takes office, it must admit that India is one of the most backward countries on Earth, and that following the current path, this country has no future. It must act immediately to clean up cow dung and garbage from the streets, clean up the rivers, and ensure that everyone coming to invest in India has the most basic living guarantees. India must immediately abandon unrealistic superpower dreams, stop buying expensive fighter jets and aircraft carriers, and invest limited finances in education and healthcare, so that people have enough food and clothes and live with more dignity than animals. Then, like China, keep a low profile and develop for 20 years. During these 20 years, India must maintain unity and say no to any extreme religious forces. If India can follow my suggestions, then in 20 years it can develop any industry, including chips and AI. The driving force of high-tech industries is people. Only when people are qualified will technology be qualified. This is the simplest and most straightforward truth.
Of course, I know Modi is a very shameless person who always puts his own and the BJP’s interests above India’s national interests. I have another path to tech superpower status that is more advantageous for Modi. That is for the high priest Modi to lead Hindu believers in collective yoga and meditation for a month. Then recite the Mahabharata, cast spells to restore prehistoric Bharat civilization. It is claimed that in that era, India invented airplanes, satellites, and AI. I think their ancestors must have been Kryptonians, naturally possessing AI abilities. Do you know what AI means? AI equals Actually Indians. Yes, friends, when you submit an engineering request to an Indian AI company, they hire 500 to 1000 Indian programmers to manually write code, pretend it is AI, and return it to the client. Through this method, Builder.ai defrauded 4.5 billion dollars before declaring bankruptcy. This is a kind of atavism. Since AI is Actually Indians, it should not be difficult for the high priest Modi to lead Hindu believers in collective yoga, cast spells, chant mantras, and activate dormant DNA. Through this path, the Bharat Empire will instantly achieve a tech leap, surpassing the US and China to become the world’s number one tech superpower. Jai Hind!
Indian netizens, I have given two constructive opinions. How to choose is your own business. In the future, do not criticize in the comments that I cannot offer opinions and only sarcastically mock and belittle India. Let us work together to make India great again! Jai Hind!