With only one week left in 2025, it is time to review the many bets I have with Bharat Empire netizens. I have listed the To Do List for the Bharat Empire. I hope Indians work overtime to fulfill their big talk. In addition, below this video segment, I do not want to see any criticism of me from you. All the items to be completed are boasted by Indian officials and your Indian media.
First, become the world’s third strongest military power. Yes, friends, you read that right. Bharat Empire media has cited similar claims in multiple reports, from April all the way to December. I cannot even remember some nonsense magazine that ranked the Indian Air Force first in Asia. Then Indian media started crazily boasting that the Indian Air Force crushes China and Tejas fighter jets dominate J20. Until India had multiple fighters shot down by Pakistan in air combat, and the matter was used by Trump as talking points to boast everywhere.
After that, Palki Sharma still released similar news. Everyone can go to the FirstPost official website to check recent news reports. But there is no doubt that in the eyes of netizens from other countries, the Bharat Empire is a complete joke. 2025 is almost over. I hope you fulfill your promise and become the world’s third strongest military power. The premise is that you remove all mentions of Pakistan from news reports, because once the word Pakistan appears, people think of the pitiful Bharat Empire having 8 fighters shot down.
Second, send astronauts into space. Friends, please look back at my videos from early this year to April. In the India playlist, you can find a large number of videos where I questioned ISRO faking satellite docking and other space tasks, using animation simulations to deceive the public. In multiple videos, I clearly predicted that India claiming to send astronauts into space in 2025 is boasting. Because India’s technical capability is still far from achieving manned spaceflight, and in all near-Earth space tasks observable by other countries, India will face major failure risks. Facts have proven my statement. India’s satellite launches failed multiple times in 2025.
The so-called manned spaceflight plan was delayed again. The Modi government spent tens of millions of dollars to let Indian astronauts ride American commercial spacecraft to the International Space Station for space tourism experience. And Modi shamelessly connected with him and boasted in the connection that India will soon achieve independent manned spaceflight. I hope Indians in the comments who say I am jealous of Bharat Empire’s powerful technology come out. There is still 1 week left. When will you launch the rocket? Do not forget my advice to you. If you dare to launch a rocket in 2025 to send astronauts into space, I guarantee they buy one-way tickets. Global netizens will all watch the live broadcast of a space funeral.
Third, mass produce and deliver Tejas Mk2 fighters to the air force. I really do not understand why Indians are still improving a backward fighter designed half a century ago. Apart from constantly crashing and embarrassing themselves at international air shows, what practical value does it have? In the situation where Rafale, Su30, MiG29, and other main fighters were successively shot down by the Pakistani Air Force, this flying coffin always hid in the rear and dared not participate in combat. For the engines this fighter needs, General Electric of the United States delivered a total of 5 to India.
The rest will be replaced by Hindustan Aeronautics Company using advanced cow dung engines. This engine not only has strong thrust but also gives the fighter stealth capability to interfere with incoming missiles from the opponent. Therefore I have reason to suspect that Tejas fighters actually participated in air combat. After Pakistani pilots launched missiles, they were intercepted by the cow dung engine. This might be why Indians celebrated nationwide for ten days after losing 8 fighters. After all, although they lost the air battle, they mastered an advanced fighter that can rule the skies in the future.
Fourth, AMCA fighter. This fighter started research and development in 2010, expected to enter service in 2020. Later it was delayed multiple times, changed to first flight in 2024. Then in 2025, even the model of this fighter is not completed, with the engine part missing. Even so, Indian netizens still boast that the AMCA prototype will fly in 2025. Only one week left. You hurry up production. I suggest first flight during the 2026 New Year countdown, so it can contribute a big firework for the live audience. No need to verify reliability of other equipment. Must verify reliability of the ejection seat. During test flight, it is the only valuable component.
Fifth, dual aircraft carrier battle groups rule the Indian Ocean. After this floating coffin Vikrant entered service, Bharat Empire netizens cheered crazily. Dual aircraft carrier battle groups first in Asia, easily rule the Indian Ocean, blockade Pakistan’s coast, cut off China’s trade routes to the Middle East. The result was that during the most intense India-Pakistan air battles, these two carriers hid in the rear and dared not participate. According to data leaked by Ukrainian hackers from Russian military enterprises, the radar parameters of Indian Navy’s MiG29 carrier-based fighters were seriously overstated. The radar has quality problems and can give false alarms. Even so, the two carriers have more than 30 MiG29 in total. The number that can fly is even fewer. After all, MiG29 under Indian pilots have astonishingly high crash rates. After adding the widow-maker aura from Hindustan Aeronautics Company, when going out to sea for combat, combat power is zero but can provide practice targets for the Pakistani Air Force.
I am actually quite curious. Your carrier engines have insufficient power. Has this problem been fixed now? If it always has severe pitching during navigation, will it not affect safety of fighter takeoffs and landings? Oh, I seem to have forgotten. Your fighters have the aura blessing from Modi the great priest. He has already led naval officers and soldiers to do yoga multiple times on the deck, using meditation aura to cast spells on the fighters to ensure safety.
Sixth, India becomes the world chip manufacturing center. Modi and the Indian clown IT minister together held a 180nm chip in front of the camera boasting that India will become the world chip manufacturing center. Yes, you heard right. The Bharat cow dung empire, in a situation without clean water sources, wants to become the world chip manufacturing center. However, this country until now has almost no modern wafer fabs, nor any strong chip research and development enterprises. Talent is also zero. Their degree faking can deceive Silicon Valley software companies, but making chips requires real chip industry chains. Relying on imagination in classrooms cannot design or manufacture top chips.
2026 is about to arrive. In the last week, Indians cheer up. However, the 180nm chip Modi held in his hand, has India produced it yet? Why no reports from your Indian media? Or do you only boast and not fulfill?
Did you forget my suggestion to you? Traditional chips are not India’s strength. India can develop curry chips. Thick-flavored Indian curry paired with potatoes nurtured by Ganges water. The aroma of fried chips can fully stimulate Modi’s taste buds. He and Palki Sharma fell into great satisfaction. This is the Indian dream! Jai Hind!
Okay, I admit there are too many bets between me and Bharat netizens. If I list them all, this video might be 3 hours long. I still need to rest and save more material for future videos. On the eve of 2026 arrival, I express sincere thanks to Indians. Thank you for providing so much entertainment material for me and my audience. Jai Hind!